Archive for April, 2008
I wish it felt like spring
Today I feel like Renee Zelleweger, because I feel sickly, and Renee looks sickly. I mean look at her bones and her skin. She looks like you could snap her in two. And that’s how I feel
So it’s immensely uninteresting, if that’s even a word, but I have been sick, for like the 6th time [...]
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Tags: 30 Rock, Bird flu, Bloomingdales, Renee Zelleweger
Hot
Today I feel like: Paris Hilton, because I used my extra anxious energy to go shopping and spend a lot more more than I should have.
I think this particularly applies now that Paris is disinherited and probably has to watch the bankroll. However, she does have a new show coming out that will help [...]
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Tags: Bloomingdales, Champage, Paris Hilton, Pink champagne
Today I feel like: Me, when I don’t look like me.
I should be cleaning. Well, I should be doing a lot of things. I feel a bit lost and a bit over my head. I hope it all goes away soon.
A legit artist asked me to sit for him. But I don’t know what to [...]
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Tags: abstract art, birthdays, Cleaning
Do do do do….
Today I feel like: Ellen Page, because I feel young and green to the ways of hollywood and the corporate world, even though I’ve been around it all for awhile now.
And this is NOT just because Juno just came out. Okay, so it’s partially because Juno just came out, and because I just watched it. [...]
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Tags: birthdays, Ellen Page, Juno, Michael Cera, twenty-something
oh god…
Today I feel like: Britney Spears, because my body is a complete mess.
I have felt physically unwell for about three weeks straight now and I completely hate it. And yes, i saw a doctor and I picked up some medicine and if anything it seems to be making it worse. God. I hate this.
Tomorrow [...]
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Tags: Britney Spears, Cleaning, Hit me baby one more time, Medicine
A little bit different
Today I feel like: Jennifer Aniston, because honestly how can I be who I am and still have my life seem to suck so much?
I just decided that the whole format of my blog was kinda lame because honestly, the whole “facts about them” part is just pretty lame. Not that I don’t think its [...]
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Tags: Along Came Polly, Brad Pitt, Breakups, Curls, Felicity, Friends, Jennifer Aniston, Keepin' It Real, Keri Russell
I am too good for my job
Today I feel like: Christina Ricci, because I’m talented and being naively exploited…
I have basically been working way too many hours lately. It’s hard when I think about things like loyalty and then I realize it doesn’t really exist in the business world. Okay, so maybe it sounds a little be conceited to say that [...]
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New Territory
Today I feel like: Katie Holmes, because I’m excited although I’m not sure that what I’m getting myself into isn’t crazy
Am I ready to blog? It’s like a whole new world, a little bit mystifying and partially insane. Okay, so maybe comparing blogging to Tom Cruise and Scientology isn’t fair but I do feel like [...]
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Tags: Chris Klein, Damn Yankees, Dawson's Creek, gratuitous nudity, Katie Holmes, Scientology, Tom Cruise
