Two Posts in one day?!?!

16Apr08

• Tonight I feel more like: Vanna White, because honestly, what am I doing with my life?  Smiling and turning blocks that no longer even need to be turned because they are now electronically controlled and they only installed touch screens out of pity and for the old men who want to see a pretty girl smiling and walking back and forth?

I actually had a fun night, I went and saw Horton Hears a Who which was delightful, although some business guy at the back of theater answered his cell phone in the middle of the movie and had a whole conversation, even when some girl got up and informed him (in case he didn’t know) that he was disturbing everyone trying to watch the movie.  The thing I can’t understand is he was sitting right near the exit, i mean, why not go outside.   AND it was a 10:00pm showing on a tuesday night of HORTON HEARS A WHO, what the hell was an old grumpy businessman doing there?!?!

So otherwise it was delightful. But seriously, its like, i’m sorry sir, but your life does not make sense to me.  Neither does Vanna White’s.  Does anyone watch Wheel of Fortune anymore?  How in the world did she get that job and why did she keep it?  I guess it’s easy enough and she probably makes a good amount of money, but seriously!?!?  She touches monitors that change into letters so that annoying people can win tiny amounts of money while an old guy that my grandmother finds attractive tells people to spin the wheel.  

Remember when winning a car was a big deal?  Remember The Price is Right pre-Drew Carey?  What kind of world have we made for ourselves?

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Tags: Bob Barker, Drew Carey, Game Shows, Pat Sayjack, The Price is Right, Touch Screen Monitors, Vanna White, Wheel of Fortune